Allergy...enjoy the story..

One day theres a man who has been suffering badly form allergies lately...so his wife told him  to do some check up at the clicnic n take some medicine..

so he went to the clinic with his wife..his wife waited outside..

the man:"Doctor...im really in pain..i cant sleep at night...my body is soo itchy..im not comfortable at all!

Doctor:"Ok..ill give u some medicine...n after this u go back home..before u sleep tonight open all ur windows n ur balcony doors...tomorrow let see again hw u doing..."

The man n his wife went back home,he asked his wife to open all the windows....

..Next early in the morn...

The man came to see the doctor

Doctor:"So hw was it?...did the alergic gone away??"

The man:"NO Doctor!..but my telivision,laptops n my wife jeweleries were GONE!!

Doctor:"errrr..........

hahahahaha

Don't Make The Same Mistake...enjoy the story

An Ah Lian, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a
handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood.
She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had
any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
"How about 50 dollars?"

The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need
were in the garage.

The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her
husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the
house?"

The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."
A short time later, the Lian came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked.

"Yes," the Lian answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats.
" Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.
"And by the way," the Lian added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Fellali loo"..

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Cerita Pak Pandir 1

pak pandir pandai skit la cakap bahasa inggeris, takat i am sorry, one sampai seven tu biasa bagi pak pandir.

alkisah, suatu hari pak pandir jalan-jalan naik keta ngan mak andeh gi kl. tetiba dia telanggar keta orang lain. alamak, orang putih la!, pak pandir mula gelabah, mak mandeh kata relaks abe?(ore klate) kecek la camana pun...

pak pandir pun keluar dari keta, orang putih pun keluar gak, pak pandir pun kata - i am sorry. orang putih tu pun kata - i am sorry 2. pak pandir dengar 2 apalagi dia jawab la - i am sorry 3. orang putih tu penin, dia kata - what sorry 4.

pak pandir apa lagi, dengar 4 dia terus jawab - i am sorry 5. orang putih 2 lagi pening, pastu bini orang putih tu kuar dari keta, dia pun berkata - i thing this man must be sick(6). pak pandir dengar 6 dia jawab lagi dengan selamba - i am sorry 7.....

Cerita Pak Pandir 2

Pak Pandir penternak itik yang berjaya. Hasil pendapatannya yang pertama Pak Pandir membeli sebuah motorsikal.

Apabila Pak Pandir menunggang motorsikal tersebut dia hanya menggunakan gear satu. Perlahan dengan gear satu, laju dengan gear satu, naik bukit dengan gear satu. Akhirnya kerana hairan, seorang temannya Pak Kadok pun menegur, "Oi... Pandir, gunalah gear dua, tiga atau empat."

Pak Pandir menjawab, "biar berjimat, habiskan dulu satu persatu."

Sampai di lampu merah semua kenderaan berhenti, termasuk Pak Pandir. Namun ketika lampu telah hijau dia masih terus berdiri. Dari hijau ke kuning, merah kemudian hijau lagi, dia masih belum menjalankan motornya. Akhirnya datang polis, "Hei... kenapa belum jalan?"

"Belum ada warna lampu yang saya sukai Encik," jawabnya.